The Olympics in Beijing haven't even started yet and already the media rampup seems to be running out of interesting things to talk about. Today's thrilling tale of "target panic" (a kind of pre-mature release among archers) in the NYTimes is enough to make you want to make sure your Tivo is set to block ever capturing the archery competition even by accident. Makes me wonder what's next. Baton blisters in the 400 meter relay? Nipple burn on the uneven parallel bars? Or maybe that most feared affliction of all, internaphobia -- fear of being cornered by Jay Leno's Ross the Intern for a barrage of inanities.