The Daily Grill

Bottle Baby

A baby has been born in England using sperm that had been frozen for 21 years. The child was born 8 pounds, 7 ounces…and is of legal drinking age.

Class Action

Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed 13 lecture halls which may be the first traces ever found of the ancient University of Alexandria. They weren't sure what the rooms were at first, then saw that there were actually students still sleeping at their desks.

Newsworthy

The New York Times has revealed that some of the stories they ran over the past few years about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction may not have been carefully checked for accuracy. The Times also revealed they're changing their motto from “All The News That's Fit To Print” to “We're Probably Wrong.”

Unconscience

Too Smart

Down The Hatch

A high school junior in Texas drank an unidentified laboratory chemical on a bet. He ended up in critical condition , but he DID receive extra credit.

Java Jive

Starbucks has named a President of Entertainment. Apparently, Starbucks is getting into the movie business. Their first titles will be remakes of “Up All Night”, “Freebie & The Bean” and “Krakatoa, East Of Java.”

Proud Moments

(Thanks to Jon Manfrellotti for the idea...)

Like Crop Circles Or Bigfoot...

Over in England, pictures of British soldiers abusing Iraqi prisoners are now said to be hoaxes. Man, I bet the brass at the Pentagon are kicking themselves. “Screw ’60 Minutes’ -- we should have said the American pictures were fakes! Can we have a ‘do-over’?”

All Is Right With The World

Everybody is breathing a little heavier, now that the porn movie industry is back in business in Southern California.