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It's About Time...

Hey, according to President Bush, our troops are coming home! Well, some of our troops. From…Germany. And then a bunch more are just being moved around in Europe. Just none of the ones in Iraq, apparently. Never mind. Forgot I said anything.

Better Luck In Four Years

South Africa took the gold medal, the Netherlands the silver, and the United States the bronze in the 400-meter freestyle relay at the Olympics. American swimmer Michael Phelps said, “We really wanted that gold.” Uh…apparently not enough to actually WIN.

Because God Hates You

Hurricane Charley devastated parts of Florida over the weekend. Why does the news media always seem to find the people to whom a hurricane in Florida comes as a complete surprise? “Why did this have to happen?” wails someone standing amidst the rubble that was their POS house. It DIDN'T have to happen - you MOVED there!

Close Enough For Government Work

Imposters posing as Department of Motor Vehicle workers at a DMV office that's been closed for remodeling stood outside and offered driving tests for $20. Police in Montebello, just outside L.A., were alerted by complaints that the workers were too attentive and the lines were moving much too fast.

New World Jedi Order