The Daily Grill

Kinda Sticks In Your Crawford

I don't mean to suggest that George W. Bush's month-long vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, is indicative of him being out of touch, but when he came out to greet the press corps this morning he asked how Terry Schiavo was doing.

Gaza Strip Show

As the Israeli military continues to move Jewish settlers out of the Gaza Strip, the main reason for the displaced residents' anger is apparent: they had to clear out so fast that they never got to have a garage sale.

Wok The Dog

Researchers in South Korea have produced the world's first cloned dog, a puppy named Snuppy. At a cost of several hundred thousand dollars to produce the dog, it's thought to be the highest price ever paid in Korea for an entree.

Solitary Refinement

Martha Stewart has had an additional 3 weeks tacked onto her home confinement sentence. Her lawyer would not elaborate as to why, but it's thought due to Stewart using dill weed in a recent recipe that clearly called for anise.