But Is He Housebroken?

A Tanzanian mother flipped out yesterday when she found her six month-old baby suckling dog's milk directing from the source. The mother, who was hanging clothes in the yard of her Dar Es Salaam home, returned to find her infant son lips-to-teat on the family dog. Apparently there was no harm done, although the child reportedly insists on turning around three times before lying down to sleep and repeatedly humps visitors' legs.