Sounds Like Anything

In a new audiotape -- which everyone knows can't be faked or dummied up in any way -- Osama bin Laden denounced the isolation of the Palestinian government and told Muslims to fight any peacekeeping force in Sudan. There were then about six and a half uninterrupted minutes of fart noises, followed by what sounded like a man trying to get his dog to bark the theme to "Mannix".