Cheney Unchained...Or Is That Unhinged?

In the latest Republicrap version of "The sky is falling!", it's Vice President Dick Cheney doing his impression of Chicken Little. He says that insurgents in Iraq have increased attacks to try to sway next week's U.S. elections --- not to mention that they are reportedly surfing the Web to keep tabs on American public opinion. "They're very sensitive to the fact that we've got an election scheduled," said America's Dick. Yeah, right. In a country where phone service is a myth and electricity's a joke, Al Queda's got a reliable web connection and are somehow exerting control on our voting choices. Next up: Mexico's economy blows just so we'll feel sorry for illegal immigrants and the euro is kicking the dollar's ass just so we'll get more competitive and spend more. Dick, the world isn't all about us, bubby. Why don't you relax and take a few close friends hunting?

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