The Great Fake-Out

Hey, we all want to do our part for the environment, but who's got the scratch to fork over for a hybrid car that costs so much that it negates the gas savings? Better just to get the trash-talking Recyclamates off your ass with one of these nifty magnets! Stick it on the back of your gas-guzzling, Earth-stomping, global-warming Hummer or other infernal combustion vehicle and let people marvel at the power under the hood at the same time they're applauding your sensitive nature. Just click on the image to be whisked off to the section of The Daily Grill Online Junk where you can buy your own -- available singly, or in packs of 10 or 100 in case you're a corporate fleet operator.