America is truly the land of opportunity, allowing each and every citizen the dream of one day becoming president -- as long as they have really, really, really deep pockets. Michael Toner, chairman of the Federal Election Commission, estimates that just to sit at the table in the upcoming 2008 World Series of Jokers, the buy-in is a minimum of $100 million. The campaign for the presidency is expected to be the longest and most expensive in history, with the top two best players at the table expected to plunk down about $500 million apiece. And on election night they'll both be going all in.
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