White House Resident Bush used his veto power to smite a bill that would have reined in the ability for American forces to use excessive torture. Uh, I mean "interrogation techniques." Which means everything is back on the table: waterboarding, testicle electrodes, playing Yoko Ono's "Walking On Thin Ice" at full blast... The bad news is that our reputation with the rest of the world is now "The Land of Opportunity...To Be Bent, Spindled & Mutilated." The good news? Jack Bauer on next season's "24" is going to be able, no holds barred, to kick ass!
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