The Return of Snowzilla

The only thing better than a regular snowman has got to be a 25' tall snowman. "Snowzilla" has been steadily growing each of his last three annual appearances in a community of Anchorage, Alaska, and while visitors and the world at large enjoy him, the Anchorage city council has issued a "cease and desist" order against Snowzilla's popping up. The dictate is actually against Billy Powers, the father of seven in whose yard the frosty monstrosity rises up from each winter. In what's clearly a case of hatred against snow-beings, the neighbors complain of traffic problems caused by sightseers, while the city council (or "Scrooge League") cites a safety hazard by the very presence of the snow monster. (It might also have something to do with the fact Powers owes the city some 100 grand in fines on other issues.) Where's Anchorage's holiday spirit? I say screw 'em all and let Snowzilla wreak havoc on the town full of humbugs!