Old Money

A guy in Chile dressed his 21-year-old girlfriend up in a latex mask and costume to look like an old woman then, armed with his 82-year-old grandmother's ID, the pair tried to withdraw $80 thousand bucks out of granny's bank account. The ruse might have worked -- a bank employee said the old lady act was convincing. But a suspicious teller made a phone call and discovered the REAL old woman was out of town visiting relatives. (There's client service for you -- take note, American gargantubanks!) The two were arrested and face three years in the slammer if convicted. Guess a Christmas card with a few bucks in it isn't good enough for some grandkids any more.